Over top a classic Beastie Boys beat, El Prezidino plays the teacher and class is definitely in session.
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Young dumb rappers this is not kindergarten
you the best rapper, I beg your pardon
You crazy, this album is crazy, murder
I was writing rhymes when you pricks was on Gerber
When you was poop’n diapers I was *&@! on rappers
I’m the last great artist ya’ll were born right after
2 million young rappers sounding the same
I guess the same vagina is how all ya’ll came
Ya’ll got the same slang, wear your pants the same
we’ll ya pants is too tight, blood can’t get to your brain
But if it could get to your brain it would say
Only gay dudes and chicks wear they pants that way
Adam Lambert type dudes wear they pants that way
I ain’t calling you a fake it, but till you make it, fake it
Homie I grew up on Biggie and Wu
You grew up on Bow Wow and you was watching Blue’s Clues
I just touched 30 homie you ain’t 22
I’m a scud missile homie, you a 22
I’m a philanthropist, you just piss in your hand
I’m as hard as dinosaur penis bone
Boy I’m outta this world, E.T. phone home
you are just wasting your time stupid, go home
We wanna hear real music no ringtone rappers
This is kiddie-garden, here’s a snack eat your crackers