Long distance relationships are tough for the best of couples. If you've ever been in one, you can totally identify with this song.
lyrics
Baby girl, where you going
Stay with me like we was snowed in
I’m your hot chocolate when your snowed in
I hate your planes because I know where they going
To fly you back to California
I land far away where I can’t be on ya
This long distance love thang is whack,
I hope when you visit that you never go back
I’m from Virginia, and you’re from Venus
And there’s about eight million girls between us
But I love your bran you’re my genius
Mrs. Smarty pants, I hope you wear none
I hope you are aware hun,
That I’m a Jesus freak, and regular one
I tell girls I’m committed, they say I don’t believe you
I know your bottled up so I’ll relieve you
That’s what I go through,
Wouldn’t have this problem if I was close to you
Wouldn’t touch no girl if I was rubbing you
So through love letters is how I touch you
And though that seems romantic
It ain’t realistic and I can’t stand it
I don’t quite know how long I’ll manage
With these flirty girls and they only speak Spanish
[Chorus]
Baby girl, I know that you love me
But I’m not really feeling this long distance love thang
I’m not feeling this long distance love thang
Yeah, Yeah,
Baby girl, I know that you love me
But I’m not really feeling this long distance, long distance, long distance, long….
Baby girl, I know that you love me
But I’m not really feeling this long distance love thang
I’m not felling this long distance love thang
It’s too hard
Baby girl, you’re so far
And it ain’t like I can just get in my car
And drive 2000 miles
But when I’m on stage, it’s like I can see you in the crowd
I only get to see you three times a year
So it’s hard to ignore these girls that are here
Your long distance love is right here
Until I get a private jet than I’m there
To take you shopping, take you skiing
Ferrari rent a car we go sightseeing
But east coast girls it’s hard to flee them
And I’m not perfect I’m just a human being
Baby you know I miss you
And I’m sure my emails make you get tissues
Till I got caught by flashing lights
didn’t know you was taking a secret flight
You surprised me, showed up un-announced
The same day I had a chick in the house
Plus, she answered the door when I was in the shower
And you walked in like “who are you”
And then home girl is like “Who are you”
Then I came downstairs to see you two
Moving furniture , throwing them bows
I see you lifting weights and it shows
Now I ain’t saying you Pacquiao
But let’s just say you ain’t back down
The way you slammed that chick on her head
then you told her “Girl, you betta lay down”
Then you picked up your bags and left
Without even hearing my explanation
My long distance love thang
Put me in a bad situation
[Chorus]
Baby girl, I know that you love me
But I’m not really feeling this long distance love thang
I’m not felling this long distance love thang
Yeah, Yeah
Baby girl, I know that you love me
But I’m not really feeling this long distance love thang
I’m not felling this long distance love thang
It’s too hard
Baby girl, I know that you love me
But I’m not really feeling this long distance love thang
I’m not felling this long distance love thang
Yeah, Yeah